The mud-Brown government seems intent on absorbing obvious aliens into its own version of  ‘citizenship’; as if a Home Office rubber-stamp can make such people anything other than what they really are.

Accordingly, there follows a useful check-list identifying the indispensable elements of  authentic Britishness.  It follows that anyone failing these criteria cannot represent the British people in any capacity whatsoever. And anyone opposed to or disregarding the same criteria has to be regarded as an enemy alien or native renegade .These are necessarily hard-edged tests, since the population has been mired in fuzzy ‘multi-cultural’ claptrap for several decades now; thus the bona fide British citizen has to register an unequivocal ‘yes’ in reply to all the following questions:

1. Do you have indigenous British ancestry prior to 1945?

2. Do you regard people without such ancestry as ‘alien’, in the strict sense of the word?

3. Do you reject the notion that alien immigrants can ever become  integral to ‘Britishness’ as we have always understood the term ?

4. Do you wish to see all unwanted immigrants repatriated to their countries of origin as soon as possible (while allowing some to remain as guest-workers with ‘temporary resident’ status)?

5. Meanwhile do you avoid aiding or encouraging alien businesses or supporting any multi-racial activities?

6. Do you wish to maintain the constitutional and territorial integrity of the United Kingdom , while supporting maximum devolution of governmental functions to England, Scotland, Ulster and Wales?

7. Do you insist that British citizens should be subject to their own laws only, and that these should take precedence over any European Union or other foreign legislation ?

8. Do you believe the two-parent family provides the best foundation for  a stable and wholesome society?

9. Do you believe Britain should be as self-supporting as possible in matters such as defence, energy supplies, food supplies and other essential goods and services ?

10. Do you believe British armed forces should be confined to the   defence of the United Kingdom ?

11. Do you expect all political and governmental policies and decisions to demonstrate an affirmative response to the above questions?  

12. Do you regard this country’s cultural heritage as at least equal and in many respects superior to that of any other country?

It should be plain enough that an affirmative response to all the above questions leaves ample scope for all the civil liberties one could desire..  Also that such a steadfast patriotic attitude poses no threat to the people of other countries, and accords them due respect provided they make no attempt to intrude upon British affairs or to annexe British territory.    

It also follows that all public servants should be bound by the above affirmations, and that school education should be seen to incorporate them. Obviously, anyone describing the above affirmations as ‘fascist’ or ‘jingoist’ or ‘racist’ is anti-British as well as politically ignorant.

Local patriotic groups should use the above questionnaire when recruiting new members, canvassing the electorate and engaging with political opponents.