UP, UP AND AWAY TO SUNNY ISLAMABAD!

By Albion

Just to show there is some recognisable sanity left in this world, you will warm to this story. Unlike the UK that warmly embraces to their bosoms illegals, murderers, rapists, wanted criminals, African aids carriers, knife carrying young Asian hoodies drug lords, Nigerian fraudsters, gun carrying Caribs, East European deranged psychopaths, terrorists, rabid Islamic fundamentalists, the Russian Mafia, Romanian ATM scammers, al Qaeda sleepers, Bulgarians organizing brothels, even attending to the care of Chinese cockle harvesters, giving them housing, financial benefits even free driving lessons and a endless infrastructure to attend to their every greed and need a choice of over a thousand mosques to pray in, the Australians have adopted a more pragmatic approach to the problem and over time has  proved quite successful.

Most of the illegals that float in at the top end make sure they destroy their papers first as is customary on entering Australia or whilst hanging beneath a 22 wheeler that’s about to depart France for England, and then re-grouping with their tribesmen on a lay-by off the M25, before giving themselves up to the authorities claiming that the Taliban were after them or whatever. Now read on

The celebrated asylum Bakhtyiari Family has now left Australia. They were picked up from their abode at 1 AM; they have been fighting to be declared asylum seekers since 1999.

Ali and his family were snatched from the detention centre at 1am and taken to the airport. Ali whilst struggling was forcibly placed aboard a private carrier with his family accompanied by eight guards on a one way trip to Pakistan. This family of illegals have been fighting deportation with the help of the taxpayer’s very generous legal system since 1999.

Again read on, it warms the heart. Ali and wife Roqia and their SIX CHILDREN aged 14 months, 7, 10, 12, 14, 16, you will note there were a couple of years there when Mrs Bakhtyiari was continually complaining of severe headaches, chafing of the upper thighs and a misplaced fifth vertebrae. an unusual form of RSI, were deported today when immigration officials removed them from the detention centre in Port Augusta in the early hours.

It appears the family’s papers had been destroyed. Most unusual I hear you cry, before declaring they were Afghans fleeing the Taliban. They were interviewed by Australian Immigration officials AND Afghans who reside in Australia who are also fed up with these parasites claiming to be Afghans but in actual fact are Paki’s illegals, as was the case with the Bakhtyiari’s, It was also strongly suspected that Mr Bakhtyiari, a suspicion duly confirmed by his good lady wife Roqia that her husband had been in intensive training for some considerable time attempting to single-handedly double the Australian population.

The Australians have also found another alternative answer to illegals floating in to the top end. The R.A.N escorts them out of Australian waters and gives them a helpful tow towards Indonesian waters where the people smugglers had re-provisioned and watered them before pointing them south, if they do manage to slip through to one of the outer islands they are arrested and taken to other pacific Islands to be processed.

The Australian Prime minister has stated that these illegals will NOT, repeat NOT be allowed to reach Australia’s mainland unlike the British government who welcome any aids carrying ratbags and economic parasites who fall over each other trying to reach Treasure Island, the Australians have adopted a completely novel alternative that actually seems to work.

It was partly due to this policy that Mr Howard won the previous General Election. That traitor Blair should take a lesson! Of course one has to bear in mind that the end game for the Australian politicians was not to forcibly take its peasants into the EUSSR dictatorship either or this story might have a completely different ending with Mr Bakhtyiari and his tribe being welcomed with open arms before receiving a comfortable 4 bed-roomed council house, financial befits and a permanent visa. Oh, and free driving lessons. You know, he should have floated north at Calais not south!

The immigration Minister said the Bakhtiaris had been given more than a fair go, they had gone through the refugee review tribunal and 20 SUBSEQUENT LEGAL ACTIONS. The family had been advised last week that departure was their only option and arrangements were being made for them to return to Pakistan.

There were a very small number of tearful supporters at the airport in the early hours vigorously waving their damp tear-stained hanky’s at Mr Bakhtyiari as he and his large brood were being bundled aboard a plane that was about to whisk them skyward to sunny Islamabad from whence they came.

01.05.07